1: Thou shalt not weigh more--- Than thy refrigerator! 2: Fridge pickers---Wear big knickers! 3: There are 2 choices for dinner---Take it or leave it! 4: Sit at the table and take a look---The first to complain is next weeks cook! 5: No husband has ever been shot---Whilst doing the dishes!! 6: help keep this kitchen clean---Eat out!! 7: Our next house will have no kitchen---Just vending machines!! 8: The best diet is the sea food diet---See food and eat it!! 9: A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen---This one is delirious!!! Do you like em....?